Calvin Harris Is Not Pleased With All Those ‘Happy Ending’ Breakup Rumors

Calvin Harris certainly knows how to quash a rumor. 
The 31-year-old DJ was apparently displeased by RadarOnline's report claiming Taylor Swift had dumped him after he was spotted leaving a massage parlor that is allegedly known for providing “happy endings” to its clients in September. 
After buzz of their alleged breakup went viral on Monday, Harris turned to Twitter to attempt to put rumors to rest:

It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) October 12, 2015

And if you want Swift's take on all of this, she favorited his tweet, which is probably the most we'll hear from her on the issue.